New additions are denoted with "⌘". Not really in any order, just sorted by pairing - though mostly Steve/Danny and General fics.
More Than Meets the Eye | kitsune_tsuki | PG |
When Danny finds out his car - the one he's been driving for months now - is actually a giant robot he takes it surprisingly well, all things considered.
BY THE MATRIX! How happy am I that there is a Transformers crossover???? ♥
Because You're Always Right | Gabrielle Day | PG-13 |
Series of one shots in which Steve is always right, except when he isn't.
Spot-on characterization. ♥ it. It has so many tropes I feel like I'm watching an episode. :D
Driving in Hawaii is confusing, okay? | ionaonie | PG |
‘We aren’t lost.’
I've been lost in Oahu so it does happen so this appealed to me. I did go for shave ice after mainly it prevented me from strangling my navigator. She spent more time taking pictures than navigating. Steve gets lost, and that in itself is hilarious.
Due Process | smilebackwards | PG |
PROMPT: In an effort to make Steve a kinder, gentler, more due-process-y kind of cop, Danny starts making Steve do his own booking, including reading suspects their Miranda rights. For whatever reason, Steve can never remember how it goes and Danny has to keep prompting him.
I loved this so hard. ♥ Book'em Stevo! Book'em.
Five People Who Realized Catherine Is Fucking Awesome (and one person who already knew) | leupagus | R |
Five people who realized Catherine is fucking awesome, and one person who already knew.
Just how BAMF is Catherine? Pretty awesome if I do say so myself.
Five Things Lt. Kalakaua Thought Was Weird About Planet Jhersee | grey_bard | PG |
5 things Lt. Kalakaua Thought Was Weird About Planet Jhersee
DANNY'S AN ALIEN! Oh Kono....very cute drabble.
Grace And The Team At The Beach or How Danny Stopped Worrying And Learned How To Love The Wave | leupagus | PG |
Danny really should have seen this coming. Whenever Steve gets an idea to have some teambuilding shenanigans, disaster always strikes. First it was a shootout at some high school football game, and now this.
Grace gets to be BAMF and finally surf while Danno has a panic attack. Good thing Steve's there. Adorable, that's what this is.
Island Comforts | ariadnes_string | PG |
Steve is caring. It’s a little scary.
The hurt/comfort fic that we all wanted. ♥ And we all know Danno would make a terrible patient.
It's a Matter of Pride | samanthahirr | PG |
PROMPT: Kono and Steve work out a strategic op to trick Danny onto a surfboard.
Varying attempts to get Danny to surf. Amazingly done, great team dynamic at working towards this goal. :D
That Picture | cadee | G |
PROMPT: In the pilot episode, Steve sees the picture of Gracie and asks, "Is this your daughter?" When did Danny take that picture of Gracie, and what were they doing?
Danny's just the sweetest dad. ♥
The One Where Steve Lets Grace Play With His GI Joes | robanybody | PG |
Because he hasn't figured out how to glare a five-year-old into submission yet. They didn't teach that in the Navy, okay?!
It's adorable how Steve folds so easily into saying yes in attending Grace's tea party.
Troubleshooting | waketosleep | PG |
“I'll show you a fatal error, you piece of shit!”
If IT support fails...table tennis is always the solution.
Turnabout: It's Fair Play | waketosleep | PG |
Steve gets crutches and Danny gets sweet revenge.
ROTFLMAO Steve's injury had nothing to do with surfing ♥
Same As It Ever Was | robanybody | PG-13 |
Steve isn't exactly sure when he ended up married to Danny -- he thinks that maybe it was around the time he let the guy into his house at seven in the morning and didn't kill him for leaving malasada crumbs all over his laptop, in which case, this is somehow all Danny's fault -- but he's pretty sure he wasn't consulted on whether it should happen or not.
Oh the banter! The food sharing! And the bickering!!!! ♥ Kono is just mischievous and Chin is wondering how he ended up being the normal one. :D
Saw You That One Time | ifeelbetter | PG-13 |
Danny's been stepping out on Steve's witty banter. Steve makes sad!face a him.
Danny banters with a barista. But Steve thought he only did that with him!!!! D: ♥
Something Like This | leupagus | PG |
Four introductions, and another way this whole mess could get started.
This is brilliant. Basically, H50 with only the ladies! No gender-bending, just the amazing female cast. Sadly no Steve or Danny - and *gasp* Chin! BUT IT'S AMAZING AND MUST BE READ.
Stop Me If You've Heard This One | robanybody | PG-13 |
Dire situations, phobias and team bonding.
So what are you afraid of? For the BAMF Five-O team you'd be surprised. Or not. Basically banter on what is a legitimate fear. Because you know, Steve isn't afraid of anything, right? Loved it!
Untitled | frikatilhi | PG |
Danny sprains his ankle. Steve helps. Or not.
Lovely banter. ♥
Untitled | jazzy_peaches | G |
PROMPT: Chin has to babysit Gracie for an afternoon.
The cuteness factor in this is adorable. ADORABLE.
Untitled | jujuberry136 | PG |
PROMPT: Chin wrecks his bike somehow and Kono strongarms him into buying a car.
I loved it. Chin and Kono interaction. And Kono winning at life for being the ultimate shopper.
Untitled | misspamela | PG |
"That's the smartest thing you've said all night." She cranked open the bottle with way more skill than a sixteen year-old should have. "Now fuck off and leave me alone."
My heart pulled at this. Mary and Steve, oh the family angst. So well written.
Untitled | N/A | PG |
PROMPT: DISGUSTING HABITS. Like, terrible things they do, just being them, that you would only discover because you're essentially living in each others' pockets. The other team members put up them with because they're Ohana.
LMAO. SERIOUSLY THIS FIC IS HILARIOUS.
USS Oahu and Strike Team 5-0 | grey_bard | PG |
PROMPT: Star Trek Crossover
STAR TREK!!!! ♥ And Danny's the pissed off engineer that has to deal with Steve blowing holes into his ship.
You Don't Need A Catchy Song | pegasus_01 | PG |
Five different ringtones Danny assigned to Steve.
RINGTONES! OH THE GLORIOUS RINGTONES. ♥ this fic to pieces. It's heartwarming and hilarious all at once.
Zen and the Art of Errantry | grey_bard | PG |
Chin and Kono are awesome at hunting down marauding dragons. Steve and Danny are... themselves.
THIS FIC IS AMAZING. Just love the team banter. And how Chin and Kono are BAMF. AND THERE ARE DRAGONS!
Sometimes a Blue Macaw | ariadnes_string | PG-13 |
“Okay. Okay: Stop,” Danny held up both hands. “I cannot believe we’re arguing about this. I cannot believe that you are still forming sentences. Tell you what: I’m gonna give you 105. But I’m gonna stay. And if you start seizing I’m making the decisions—end of story.”
An amazing H/C fic. ♥
Burn Notice/H5-0 Crossover, HERE OVER HERE AND OH LOOK HERE | robanybody | PG-13 |
Steve meets Michael for the first time in a shitty-looking warehouse apartment that's almost as tragic as Danny's hole-in-the-wall apartment, and they're staring at each other over guns.
I love H5-0. I love Burn Notice. So when robanybody wrote an amazing H50/Burn Notice crossover, IT IS AN EPIC WIN. You should all read this magnificence.
An AU In Which Steve Has a Tramp Stamp | screamlet | PG |
"Wait a second," Danny begins. "You have a tramp stamp?"
Come on, it had to be mentioned sooner or later.
And Now For Something Completely Similar | robanybody | PG-13 |
Sequel to Same As It Ever Was and I've Become A Cliché
I have a thing for pining. THIS IS ADORABLE.
Band!AU | jayj530 | PG |
Looky-look, a band AU. Still WIP but it doesn't disappoint. Three parts so far.
C'mon, Everybody Knows That | alexandriabrown | R |
"Danny's got to be honest, he really doesn't remember how he's ended up in this position."
Drunken first time. 'cause tequila makes your clothes fall off!
Car Porn | waldorph | NC-17 |
*fans self* Hawaii may be wet but this was scorchingly hot.
Catching Waves on Dry Land | ariadnes_string | NC-17 |
When Steve reached across him to flick on the light and rummage in the nightstand's drawer, Danny's first thought was that he was going for more lube.
GUN PORN. I am usually not a fan of this particular kink but this fic was amazingly done.
Change of Heart | veronicaluv | R |
Danny takes a big step toward making Hawaii his home. Steve shows his approval in an unexpected way.
Finally someone has written a fic about Danny getting a new place. Finally. And it was well worth the wait. I loved this fic. Loved it.
Comfort Levels | leupagus | NC-17 |
It turns out knowing that Steve's breath catches whenever you press teeth against his throat doesn't mean he can't still make you want to murder him whenever he launches himself off a roof in pursuit of a suspect or decides there's not enough time to put on his vest before busting into a meth lab and beating people up.
First time fic. It has it all, sweet and smoopy as Steve tries to take it slow until Danny gets a clue-by-four.
Compelling | leupagus | NC-17 |
One of Danny's volleys in the War of the Ties involves using some ties to restrain Steve one night. Steve is reluctantly swayed by the argument.
Danny makes a very compelling argument. ♥
Complex Relationships Toward Inanimate Objects | leupagus | NC-17 |
He finds his shirt still crumpled in the corner of the room. It’s got a huge, un-fixable hole at the shoulder. Fucking Steve. Sequel to Comfort Levels
leupagus consistently blows my mind with awesome ficcage.
Courting | melindajane | R |
Even though Danny misses everything about New Jersey, Steve gives him an offer that seems worth sticking around for.
Playground tactics versus high school ones, OMG, they're adorkable.
Covert Operations | pegasus_01 | PG |
"So, you love him, but not enough to marry him?"
Grace and Steve team up to make an honest man out of Danno. If Grace and Steve team up in canon, Danny doesn't stand a chance.
Date Night | leupagus | PG |
"I was just thinking, you know. Maybe this weekend, if you're free. There's a nice restaurant in Kailua, I just thought--"
Grace is slowly starting to be the most awesome person ever. Seriously. She is totally the smartest member of Hawaii Five-O despite still being in elementary school.
Direction | waldorph | NC-17 |
You know how in 105 Steve was really good at taking direction? Danny noticed.
My brain melted. I'm not sure I'll ever recover, but I can live with that.
Distraction in Pink | kelly_girl | PG |
“Whatever, baby whisperer.”
Danny is awesome with babies. ♥ And Steve admires the skill. Gah, so much sweetest in this that you can get a cavity but it's worth it.
Fathom | dotfic | PG |
It won't stop raining, and Danny's had it up to here.
Beautiful on every level, a must read. ♥
Fireman AU | imntsaying | PG |
PROMPT: Steve is a fireman, not a Navy SEAL. Danny's shitty apartment burns down and Steve is awkwardly trying to figure out when it would be appropriate to ask that hot short guy out on a date.
Adorkable. It really is.
Four Times Nobody Noticed It Was a Date, and One Time There Wasn’t Any Doubt | topaz119 | NC-17 |
Sometimes, things sneak up on you.
How much did I love this fic? Are penguins as awesome as I think they are? Then yes, this fic was awesome and no, there were no penguins in this fic. The last bit has sexy times though, so there first not-so-dates are PG-rated and then it goes steamy. A must read.
Gracie And Steve's Sister As Matchmakers | leupagus | PG-13 |
The problem starts when she and Gracie decide that Danny needs a new wife.
I love matchmaking fics. I don't know why...
Gracie Gets Danny Hawaiian Shirts For Christmas | leupagus | PG-13 |
“Steve said they’re from the Jamie Buffet line,” Grace said, bouncing up and down excitedly.
I think the best part was the ending. LMAO
House and Home | leupagus | PG-13 |
post-episode nine; what happens after Steve and Danny go get those beers?
Oh how I wish that is what happened...
How to Ruin Your Life in One Easy Step | sutlers | R |
What it says on the tin.
Epically hot. Truly. Loads of risky business going on 'round here. And Danny angsting about his feelings. Because he has sooo many of them. ♥
IHTFP | waketosleep | R |
After Operation Make Steve and Danny Bone, Kono is no longer allowed to name operations.
There is scheming. There is being trapped in a closet. There is a lack of ninja-stealth from Steve but that makes him adorable and Kono epically more awesome. And Chin probably is going to pretend he doesn't know any of them. I loved this fic for the banter, the date setup and Kono being awesome. Remember, In Hawaii Ties Fare Poorly. ♥
I've Become A Cliché | robanybody | PG-13 |
Sequel to Same As It Ever Was
Despite the lack of sexytimes it was still risky business.
If One Has Not Dined Well | ifeelbetter | PG |
Five times that Danny showed he really cares about food. Steve thinks it's hilarious and then...not so hilarious.
This made me hungry...
It's Complicated (But Only From a Certain Viewpoint) | chiuonthat | PG-13 |
Steve and Danno are married. Kind of. In which there are (incorrect?) speculations as to the marital status of Steve and Danny that they deny but are (unhelpfully) contributing to.
THIS IS MADE OF WIN. SERIOUSLY.
Jersey City, New Jersey | screamlet | PG-13 |
Steve and Danny in New Jersey.
OMG! The Williams family is so BAMF.
Just Hanging Around | ifeelbetter | PG-13 |
Steve develops just the teensiest of obsessions with Danny's tie. And Danny's neck.
TIES! THEY'RE THE BANE OF STEVE'S LIFE. OR ARE THEY? A fun read. ♥
Just Like the Saturday Morning PBS Kids Lineup | moonythestrals | R |
The speed of Steve McGarrett's age regression as a function of time exposed to Danny Williams, chart to follow. Plot is tenuous, snark is aplenty.
Steve is coming to the very slow realization that him and Danny are a couple. And he kinda likes it. I loved it! ♥
Just Put Your Lips Together (and Blow) | laceymcbain | PG |
“You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow.”
Pre-slash but OMG. Steve can't whistle. It's adorable, it's hot and there is enough banter between them to have you smiling.
Just Work Your Body and Let It Go | waketosleep | NC-17 |
After a rough week at work, Danny decided that many, many beers were necessary to put it behind him. And then, you know, whatever came after that.
OH MY GOD. WORDS FAIL ME.
Kono And Chin Betting On Whether Steve And Danny Are Doing It | leupagus | PG-13 |
"It's big gay love, cos. You'd have to be *blind.*"
♥ Kono, especially for totally sharking her cousin out of money.
Let Your Hands Do The Talking | kayim | PG-13 |
When Danny starts to rant, he really rants.
Steve figures out how to shut Danny up. And sadly, it does not involve sexy times but still had me flailing with glee.
Love's Coming Down On Me | twentysomething | NC-17 |
"Good job, team. We'll debrief in the morning." Steve bites out, before practically dragging Danni back to the car. Sequel to Single Handed, Took Me Alive
MOAR GENDERBENT DANNY! ♥ I love this sooooo much.
Make a Move ('Cause I Ain't Got All Night) | stillane | NC-17 |
Danny is about 80% certain that there are deep waters buried somewhere in there.
JUST ADORABLE. Danny's parents visit the island and Danny catches a clue.
Pineapple | waldorph | NC-17 |
Banter and bickering should be a new standard for porn, just saying.
Pineapple-Infested | waketosleep | NC-17 |
Steve wants to make sure Danny's eating right. He has plans.
Are you a fan of delicious flavor? Pineapple anyone?
Plague | waldorph | PG |
Danny was the one who got all the information about homecare, the one who just pointed at Steve whenever Steve looked like he wants to say something along the lines of, "Fuck, no, Danny, you are not moving in with me, let me die."
Five-O nursing their fearless leader back to health. Sweet and funny at the same time.
Sabotage | leupagus | PG-13 |
Steve, Gracie and Danny go to the park to throw the pigskin around.
Basically I love any fic where Grace is adorably BAMF and this one has it in spades.
Single Handed, Took Me Alive | twentysomething | NC-17 |
"Chin had insisted on post-meth-lab-bust drinks and then promptly split with their hot waitress as soon as her shift was over and Kono had "gone to the bathroom" five rounds and three shots ago. Which leaves her and Steve and Danni's terrible urge to nail her boss."
Always-a-girl-Danno. How awesome is that? Pure genius is what it is.
Some Things to Think About When You Decide to Be an Asshole | sutlers | NC-17 |
Steve gets high and tries to fuck Danny; things devolve from there.
Interesting to see how the character development went and I loved it. It had elements of a case fic and so many team elements that it makes it a truly fun read. sutlers has a gift.
Special Skills | entangled_now | PG-13 |
The difference between police work in real life and police work on TV was the paperwork.
entangled_now wrote H50 fanfiction! ♥ *swoons* Steve has special skills!
Stakeout | gottalovev | PG |
It was kind of cute as man crushes went.
Kono observing the manpain of Steve and Danny. Tis' a beautiful sight.
Steve, Danny and Gracie Go Christmas Tree Shopping | leupagus | PG-13 |
"Why would I kid about Christmas trees?"
The banter! Oh the banter is what I love.
Steve McGarrett Never Really Was That Observant | creedcascade | PG-13 |
Steve woke up one morning several months after meeting Danny only to realize that he’s pretty much married to the man. How in the hell did that happen?
Danny seduces Steve. It's a wonderful fic and oh, Steve, you how did you not know you were in a relationship???
Surprise Porn! | leupagus | PG-13 |
"I never kid about safety."
Or basically how Danno gets Steve to wait for backup.
Take Me To Your Towels | twentysomething | NC-17 |
"The sky opens up and it rains like fuck."
Hawaii 5-0 is wet. :3
Tell You What (You're Gonna Do) | giddygeek | R |
This crazy shit always happens on Tuesdays.
Words cannot convey the beauty of this fic. Delightful perilous banter and I flailed a lot at the end. Flailed. ♥
That's Not A Problem (You Had Foreseen) | dreamingwriter | PG-13 |
Steve meets Danny. Things go from there. Daemon (His Dark Materials) AU.
Oh look it! A story with daemons! If you love Philip Pullman's epic verse, you'll enjoy this fic. I know I did. ♥
That Time In My Car | twentysomething | PG |
"Let me see if I've got this straight," Steve says, still staring straight out the windshield, eyes anally-fixed on their suspect's house. "Rachel has her for Easter, so you got Thanksgiving. And you split Christmas." Steve frowns. Danny sighs and waits for the inevitable wise-ass comment.
Holiday planning and Danny's just trying to stop Steve from destroying Thanksgiving. ♥
The Best Defense is a Good Offense | waketosleep | PG-13 |
Danny takes down a suspect twice his size, and Steve is turned on by it.
BAMF Danny impresses Steve. :3 ♥
The First Rule | bugchicklv | R |
"You remind me of someone," Steve says...
Underground fighting? Check. Delving into Steve's and Danny's past before Hawaii Five-O? Check. Hot as hell? OMG YES.
The Only Place | N/A | PG-13 |
Kono knows she isn't stupid. She's a police officer and she works with the best. She knows what it means when Danny answers Steve's phone at two in the morning, no matter how many cover stories she'll hear for it tomorrow.
So sweet and heart-wrenching all the same.
These Things That Go Bump in the Night | chiuonthat | PG-13 |
It's the end. Or the beginning. Or… f*ck, Danny doesn't know. What he *does* know is that people are trying to *eat* him and he feels totally justified in reasoning that to take some sort of top priority.
ZOMBIES!!!!!!! IN HAWAII!!!!! Such a great start. I love it so far and I'm hooked. I love a good zombie fic.
They Should Have Given You The Triforce of Suck | sutlers | PG |
Prompt: Danny's giving Steve instructions through their mic during an operation (like he did while he was in the shipping container and Steve was kicking ass with a crowbar), and it's turning Steve on A LOT.
Danny is just like Navi. OMG This just was awesome.
Three times Chin saw Danny and Steve Naked AKA Three Times Chin Wants to Forget | shanachie_quill | R |
There are some things Chin would really rather not know.
Based on the assumption that Steve can shift into becoming a tiger. Regardless, it's an enjoyable twist with minor out-of-characterness, 'cause STEVE'S A TIGER. *shrugs* This fandom deserves more fics with supernatural elements.
Timing Is Everything | elandrialore | PG |
If it was going to happen, it probably would have happened by now.
If you want to read something equal parts adorable and awesome, READ THIS.
Untitled | fuzzybluemonkeys | PG |
PROMPT: Steve watches "The Sopranos" in order to better understand and communicate with Danny. The results are mixed.
ROTFLMAO OH STEVE, YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS.
Untitled | misspamela | PG |
"Okay, but I swear to God this is the last time I am letting you jump off of my hood onto a moving truck. LAST. TIME. So savor it."
Oh the banter! ♥
Untitled | runningboots | PG |
PROMPT: Steve has to explain how he wrecked Danny's car.
Steve fails at apologies, he really does.
Untitled | waketosleep | PG |
"I'm Special Agent Steve McGarrett." "What makes you so special?"
To be watched for the epicness that will come in the near future. It's still a WIP but it's a AU fusion of the West Wing where Danny works for the White House and Steve is head of his security detail. I am already hooked.
Welcome to Hawaii! or, The Delicate Art of Crisis Negotiation | sutlers | R |
So basically Danny hasn't had sex with anyone but his ex-wife since he was 17 years old, and now there is Steve, who is crazy and an adrenaline junkie and absolutely nothing like her, and also a dude.
Danno makes use of Lisa Frank stationary and Steve is still good in a crisis.
Worth the While | leupagus | NC-17 |
Danny's increasingly in favor of this vendetta Steve's got against all clothes everywhere. He wonders absently what Round Four is going to consist of. Sequel to Comfort Levels and Complex Relationships Toward Inanimate Objects
I love this series! leupagus is spot on with the banter. There's a Grace cameo with her displaying how she has both boys wrapped around her pinkie finger. Oh, and more sexy times and FEELINGS.
Wouldn't It Be Nice | twentysomething | PG-13 |
If it was just him, he wouldn't ask, but- Grace needs to watch it for school and Danny isn't going to let Rachel say he's stunting Gracie's education. And it's not like he doesn't have a sneaking suspicion as to who has over 800 channels of nothing on. So he calls Steve.
Witness the lack of Steve's dating skills OR how oblivious Danny can be. ♥
You Can Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell) | leupagus | PG |
The first time Chin calls Danny's phone, Steve can't figure out where the music's coming from. For a few seconds, Danny sings along.
There needs to be many more fics involving Danno's ringtones because this one was hilarious.
On Any Given Day | kitsune_tsuki | PG-13 |
Everyone has secrets, it's just the way the world works.
I didn't know I wanted this before I read it. MERMAIDS! SELKIES! AND OMG.
Can I Interest You In Hanukkah | lazulisong | PG |
Steve suffers home invasions, also carb comas, but somehow he could be more upset.
You Can't Carry It With You | waldorph | PG |
Rachel had nothing to leave behind, but Danny has left his friends and his job and his family. Danny left behind his city and his entire life, and if she hadn't hated him so much, then, she might have felt a twinge of sympathy.
HOW AWESOME IS RACHEL? PRETTY DAMN AWESOME. It's everything I could want and more. ♥
Enjoy the Silence | samjohnsson | PG |
Steve knew if the situation was reversed, he'd have a hard time being silent for three days. Danny, however, would go insane.
Danny is rendered speechless. A great H/C fic.
Men Don't Make Passes... | waketosleep | NC-17 |
Danny has reading glasses. Steve has a problem.
OMG DANNY WEARS GLASSES! AND IS SMEXY.
When All of New York City Misses You | leupagus & sutlers | NC-17 |
Steve looks thin -- like he looked when they first met, actually, fresh off the plane and jet-lagged, before seventeen months of sneaking Danny’s malasadas had taken the the edge off of all his sharp angles. There’s a ratty duffel lying at his feet and a wicked-looking scar curves over his left bicep, disappearing under the sleeve of his t-shirt, skin still pink and new.
THERE ARE SO MANY FEELINGS! Is it bad that I loved Ben's character in this? No? OMG READ THIS MAGNIFICENCE.
ʻOhana Kupa | sheafrotherdon | NC-17 |
'Several generations in a place.' A Jersey Thanksgiving, Williams' family style.
THIS IS BASICALLY THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE READ IN A LONG TIME.
High, High, Very High | siria | PG-13 |
In which nothing turns out like Danny expects, but pretty much exactly like he wants.
Pitch-perfect Danno and there is crime on the island and sadly Steve missed it all, what with getting glass in his ass.
End-Around | topaz119 | NC-17 |
Steve hesitates with his hand on the doorknob, looking back over his shoulder at Danny and nodding once before disappearing inside, and yeah, Danny is going to be so fucking lucky to get through this night without a coronary event.
Guh. This is melty hotness.
All the Girls Out On the Stoop | mirabella | NC-17 |
Danny's Veela genes have never been a problem before now. Now? They're a problem.
Danny is a Veela! The fandom has official popped its Harry Potter cherry.
what the hell is a lillesand anyway? | nova33 | PG-13 |
Danny is finally moving into a new place and goes shopping for a new bed, Steve tags along.
THEY GO TO IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those beds are made to be broken. No lie.
Fix Definitely as Desired | giddygeek | R |
"I'm just saying," Steve is saying, "that you don't really seem to have settled in here."
Steve is a stealth ninja when it comes to real estate and Danno bakes.
Flirting with Danger | pennyplainknits | PG-13 |
"Ok, this is getting beyond a joke."
Steve's idea of wooing isn't really working for Danny. Or is it?
One of Those Breathing Tornadoes | secrethappiness | PG-13 |
Grace has everyone wrapped around her little finger, Steve's taste buds are under assault, and the true definition of a symbolic gesture is debated.
I love the fics where Danny is an awesome father. I also love the fact that Steve is totally wrapped around Grace's little finger.
Down the Shore Everything's All Right | thehoyden | NC-17 |
There's a better than average chance that Danny is getting crazier by association -- and he wouldn't change it for the world (although he could do without the head injuries, thanks).
These boys fill me with such feelings.
Inked | thehoyden | NC-17 |
Of course Steve is enjoying himself. They're bait for a serial killer who has some sort of serious hangup about tattooing loved ones' names on their skin -- of course Steve thinks this is practically like a vacation, but better, because the chances of collateral damage are higher.
Danny gets inked and they both go undercover. I have much love for this fic. ♥
Wore My .44 So Long | robanybody | PG-13 |
"Seriously," Danny says for the fifth time, feeling like his head is going to pop off from the sheer amount of rage he's suppressing, "you lost the key? You lost the fucking key? Seriously?"
This is hilarious.
Highlander AU | tieleen | PG-13 |
There can be only one.
DANNY IS IMMORTAL. This is just indescribable. There isn't really slash in this but if you squint or just watch the canon then, yeah. This is made of awesome.
Ten Minutes; Five | sheafrotherdon | PG |
How Steve wooed Danny
If you know me at all, fics where people are wooed are like the best thing I can read. Seriously. I love it. And this one is just awesome.
Mele Kalikimaka | kitsune_tsuki | PG |
"This is what being kidnapped must feel like," Danny says, knowing he should be more concerned about it than he is. "Or, no. No, this has to be more like some kind of delayed Stockholm Syndrome thing."
CHRISTMAS FIC!!!! ♥ HAWAII + SNOW = MELE KALIKIMAKA DANNO!
hoʻomanawanui i ka ʻono | siria | PG-13 |
A lot of fics are about Danny coming to the realization that he has feelings, so it's a nice change to read something that has Steve going through the motions of finding out that Danny matters in more ways than he thought. Oh and Kono is BAMF here. And it may be the fact that SPN pokes fun at things happening on Thursday that makes me LMAO at shit going down, it would have to be a Thursday.
Mr Rosso Goes to Hawaii | siria | NC-17 |
In which there is an undercover op, and no one looks like a waiter.
THIS FIC IS AWESOME. Steve and Danny pretend to be married and also GANGSTERS. ♥.♥
OH MY GOD GANGSTER DANNY and more gangster-Danny | leupagus | PG-13 |
So what if his family was the costa nostra?
Danny is a GANGSTER. I love this AU to pieces. PIECES. There needs to be more of this.
It's Only a Question of Degree | anyanka_eg | PG-13 |
Steve is pretty sure all women are crazy, but one of them may have just ruined his life.
Rachel is an awesome matchmaker, enough said.
Lonely People Do Stupid Things | waketosleep | R |
Danny decides to show Steve the true meaning of Christmas, and does it by dragging him to New Jersey.
I love this fic so hard. I have an epic soft spot for meeting the family fics. But this one is amazing.
How to Keep Your Mouth Shut | primetime | NC-17 |
Danny’s sometimes gay. Gay, sometimes. Does dudes. He doesn’t know how to say it right. He doesn’t know how to say it at all.
The fics for this fandom are amazing. Seriously. There are so many feelings in this one. Steve is green with jealously. GREEN.
Lost at the Edge of the Sun | zortified | PG-13 |
Living in Hawai'i is expensive, especially when you're still paying a mortgage on a house back in Jersey. When things get to be too much, Danny has to make a hard decision. The hardest part is keeping the rest of the team from finding out that he's homeless.
SO MANY FEELINGS IN THIS FIC, I AM NOT GONNA LIE. Deals with financial problems and budding relationships in a intriguing way and OMG TEAM FIC~!!!!!
This Thing of Ours (It Needs a Better Name) | leupagus | NC-17 |
Cosa Nostra: (kō'sə nō'strə) etym: Italian n. The branch of the Mafia operating in the United States. Literally, "our thing" or "this thing of ours."
leupagus wrote her much demanded Gangster!Danny fic and let me tell you, IT'S EVERYTHING I WANTED AND MORE.
Don't Turn Me Home Again | gyzym | NC-17 |
After a rough day of island living, Danny wakes up in New Jersey and learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes for.
I enjoy a good "what-if" fic, maybe it's because a lot of my favourite episodes of my fav shows have been the "be careful what you wish for" genre and how I loved Aladdin as a kid. And please, if you haven't seen The X-Files episode with the Djinn, then do so, IMMEDIATELY. But this fic, OMG, love it to pieces.
I Wish You Well | andrealyn | R |
Let’s get this straight. I am not married to Danny. I am not Steve Williams-McGarrett, I do not share my house with him, and I am not, never have been, and never will be his husband. Steve wakes up married to Danny. Except that's not how the world is supposed to work.
More of that awesome "what-if" vibe except this time in a more cavity inducing direction. GO READ IT! It will fill you with warm feelings.
Once Upon A Time | andrealyn | PG-13 |
Somehow, he doesn’t think having stories in his back pocket will calm down his mother when he calls her on a weekly basis and tells her that he’s still alive despite his partner’s death-wish. In which Danny talks about Steve to his daughter in bedtime stories and people find out.
I recced this in my journal a while back and forgot to add it here. I am pleased as punch that one of my favourite authors for Star Trek is writing for this fandom. She space-married Kirk/Bones and I loved all her fics. And this one is no exception. Danny tells Grace bedtime stories which star the Prince of Reckless Inhibitionless Decisions and the Princess of Good Tact, Beauty, and Sharp Deduction Skills. Yeah. READ IT.
It's Just What Is | giddygeek | PG-13 |
A date. It's been a while, what with the divorce, and the move to Hawaii, and Grace, and how much freaking time he spends working. 5-0 is the job of a lifetime, but it's a black hole, too. All the light and energy in Danny's life that doesn't go to his relationship with his daughter goes into their investigations--the keeping his team alive and sane parts of their investigations, anyway. The actual police work is easy, a breeze, a dream with a team as smart as this one. It's everything else that's a challenge.
In which Danny goes out on a date and finds out that he was already kind of dating someone else, and the island isn't too pleased on his two-timing ways. Danny is just confused. I love this fic.
⌘ You Fell Victim To Your Own Denial | bergann | PG-13 |
"What, are you assholes not only idiots who beat up innocent women, you're homophobic now too? Fuck it, I'll make sure all your pals in prison hear how you got arrested by gay cops. It'll be great bedtime story."
There should be a thousand fics where everyone thinks Steve and Danny are married. BUT THIS ONE IS AMAZING SIMPLY BECAUSE DANNY ADMITS IT.
⌘ Let's Dance Like We Used To | andrealyn | PG-13 |
There isn't a world in which Danny wouldn't go after Grace. So when Rachel moves the family to California, Danny goes with. Steve gets left to process life without Danny.
andrealyn is totally putting hearts in my eyes. I loved this fic. OMG
⌘ Ho'oponopono | ember_firedrake | NC-17 |
Groundhog Day AU. Danny finds himself trapped in the same day over and over again.
I LOVE GROUNDHOG DAY AUS. And this one rocks. SO MANY FEELINGS. And Steve is just wonderful.
⌘ Sugar Rush | lamardeuse | PG-13 |
Danny didn't realize it was a date.
I wish this fic was canon so hard. Hilarious and cute.
⌘ A Lucky Man | elayna | PG-13 |
Danny wins the lottery, but Steve's not happy about the decision he won't make.
Steve's pouting was one of the best parts of this fic. Danny was just awesome.
Spoiler Alert | robanybody | R |
It starts with a cup of coffee on his desk and a note that says, "You'll need this," in Chin's restrained cursive, a neat sprawl of letters that somehow manage to be tidy and messy at the same time, an impossibility that can only exist with someone like Chin Ho Kelly.
I love fics where people are wooed. Probably has to do with the inner romantic in me still waiting for a Austen hero to sweep me away from grad school. *cough* Anyway, there is wooing which is a win. Chin woos Danny. It's all kinds of awesome. Oh and sexy times. robanybody is totally awesome in my books for writing this. ♥
I am pretty lousy at commenting on amazing fics, mainly because words escape me. So *cough* AWESOME WRITERS, I APPRECIATE THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FIC WRITING SKILLS.